Thursday, December 3, 2009

Adrian Peterson is unstoppable — except by the cops


HE COULD...GO...ALL...THE... ... $*&@!

Adrian Peterson, Vikings running-back and #1 fantasy heartthrob, was pulled over and ticketed Saturday night for driving 109 m.p.h. in a 55 m.p.h. zone in suburban Minneapolis, according to the AP.

Peterson told The Associated Press he "got a little speeding ticket. I need to be more aware of the speed I was going and not let it happen again."

Whatever A.P. told the AP, don't expect the Cardinals to have as much luck stopping him Sunday night as the Minneapolis police did.